The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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