did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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