Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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