I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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