The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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