Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Less talking, more tequila
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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