What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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