quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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