im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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