after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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