so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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