Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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