it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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