i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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