you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
i out mim tonsoeep
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