she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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