Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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