Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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