i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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