chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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