I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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