I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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