he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I party with great urgency now.
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