I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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