D3 body, D1 cock
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Never underestimate the power of titties
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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