he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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