found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Randomize
