Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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