perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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