Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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