Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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