I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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