If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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