the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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