When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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