I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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