Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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