He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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