My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
