someone threw a dead crab at me
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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