My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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