gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
the raccoons are back...
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