Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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