"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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