How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
honey bunches of taint.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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