I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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