he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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