Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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