I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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