Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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