make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Of course I have a pirate flag
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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