So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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