Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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