things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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