I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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