i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize