fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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